Board Thread:Pitches/@comment-25375217-20150524004705/@comment-25375217-20150605195615

Okeydokey!

The movie starts with Andi's life on Earth. I'm thinking there would be a really happy song playing during the opening credits, then it comes into her room and shows her sit up, and her face is really grumpy and irritated and the song cuts off with a record scratch. She goes downstairs and her parents and sister are dressed up like clowns and they tell her to skip school and come to the circus with them, but she refuses. She grabs a piece of toast and heads to school, where she's immediately shoved aside by a popular girl (except, y'know, she's a nerd) who mocks her for being into soccer. Parker walks up and asks if Andi's okay and Andi insists that she is, but she's kind of tired of her life being so strange and rants about how some people go to schools where the nerds are picked on by the jocks and parents actually force them to go to school instead of insisting that they drop out. Parker remarks that those people must have a really backwards life, but Andi corrects him that their life is backwards before Parker says they should just go to class.

Andi comes home after school and soccer practice holding a soccer ball with Parker. Her dad grabs them and yanks them inside, leaving the ball behind, and explains that there's a strange metal object outside and it could be dangerous. The family (and Parker) watches from the window as Zynclop climbs out of the spaceship. They realize Ruby is gone, and see her running towards the Martian to greet him. Andi quickly runs out and steps in front of Ruby as Zynclop aims a laser gun at her, yelling not to touch her sister. Zynclop is immediately smitten and gushes in Martian before kissing Andi's hand. Andi is confused, and Zynclop says (in broken English) that he loves her and says she should come home with him. Andi's parents and Parker step outside and Parker corrects Zynclop's grammar, angering Zynclop, but Andi protects Parker by hitting Zynclop in the head with the soccer ball. She says there's no way she would go to Mars with Zynclop, and Zynclop explains that in that case, he'll destroy Earth. Andi is conflicted, but Parker points out that she doesn't like her life on Earth anyway, and should go with him. Andi agrees, but says that she isn't going to marry him until they go on a date. Zynclop is confused, but agrees, as he will do anything for her. They climb into the spaceship and Andi waves goodbye to her family. After the spaceship takes off, Ruby asks where Parker is.

The Andi watches Earth grow smaller as the spaceship nears Mars. Once they arrive, they are greeted by Zizzee, Zynclop's translator, who translates Zynclop from then on. Zizzee hears something in the spaceship and they see that Parker tagged along. Zynclop threatens him, but Andi protects him (again) and Zynclop reluctantly agrees to let Parker stay if it will make Andi happy. Zynclop and Zizzee lead Andi and Parker through a crowd of curious and rude Martians, and Andi trips and loses track of the rest of the group. While she's wandering around searching for them, she runs into a Martian and he apologizes in clear English. He realizes that she's a human and gushes that he's always admired humans and has wanted to meet one since he was little. She's surprised that he speaks English and he explains that the language is one of his favorite parts of human culture, alongside sports- especially soccer. She says that she loves soccer and they start talking about it but are interrupted by Zynclop, who forces Andi to follow him to the castle. As she leaves, the Maritan yells that his name is Vygon, and Andi yells her name back.

Andi and Zynclop's date goes horribly, with Zynclop only talking about himself (to the point that Zizzee stops translating midway through and apologizes to Andi afterwards). Despite this, Zynclop insists that they go on a second date the following night. Andi is taken to the guest room, where Parker tells her what a great time he had on Mars. Andi is happy for him, but miserable and misses home. Long after Parker gets to sleep, Andi is still wide awake, tossing and turning, and finally gives up and sits up. She hears a thunk on the window and turns to see Vygon dangling to the side of the castle. She opens the window and pulls him up, asking what he's doing there. He explains that he had to see her again and they talk all night long. Andi doesn't realize how long its been until its morning and points out that Vygon should probably leave before Zynclop shows up. Vygon agrees, but before he leaves, he kisses her. Andi is shocked, and Vygon asks if that's not the proper way that humans show affection. Andi says it is, but before she can explain her shock, they hear Zynclop coming. Vygon starts to jump through the window, but Andi stops him and kisses him. He smiles before dropping out of the castle.

Zynclop suggests that for their second date Andi watches him work out. Andi is reluctant, but Zizzee points out that Zynclop doesn't talk while working out, so Andi agrees. Once Andi and Zynclop are gone, Zizzee and Parker start talking and find that they also have similarities.

Andi returns to the castle after "six horrifying hours" of watching Zynclop show off, and hears Zizzee digging through something and mumbling to herself in a nearby room. She peeks in to see what Zizzee is doing. Zizzee is horrified and insists that Andi has to keep this a secret. And isn't sure what she's keeping a secret, and Zizzee reluctantly explains that Zygon isn't the rightful heir to the throne, and she's a spy trying to find proof. Before Andi can reply, Zygon walks in, and Andi quickly explains that she wandered in here by accident and Zizzee was showing her out. Zygon tells them not to come in here again, and Andi and Zizzee leave.

That night, Zizzee wakes Andi and Parker up to take them to a meeting of the rebellion. Parker is confused, so Andi explains to him on their way. When they arrive, Andi is shocked to see Vygon is the true heir to the throne. Parker, meanwhile, is shocked that the rebellion is only made up of four people (including him and Andi). Andi asks Vygon for more details on how Zynclop took over the throne, and Vygon explains that they are brothers, but Zynclop killed their dad and exiled Vygon years ago. When Andi asks why, if that's true, they're the only ones who are rebelling against Zynclop, Zizzee explains that Zynclop wiped everyone's memory, but Vygon and Zizzee managed to escape the beam, and now are trying to find proof that Zynclop killed their dad and is a traitor, and that Vygon is the next heir. Andi and Parker agree to help Zizzee try to find proof.

Andi, Parker, and Zizzee arrive back at the castle and Zizzee suggests that they rest up. The next morning, Andi sneaks out of the gym while Zynclop is working out to search the castle. When Zynclop notices that she left, Zizzee and Parker cover for her by explaining she went to the bathroom, and Zizzee runs off to get her. Parker distracts Zynclop by challenging him to a weightlifting battle- whoever can lift the heaviest dumbbell wins. However, Zynclop easily wins.

Zizzee finds Andi, who has located Vygon's birth certificate, the jar of poison Zynclop used, and the beam Zynclop used to wipe the Martians' memories. Zizzee takes the certificate and poison to hide while Andi heads back to the gym, where Zynclop proposes to her, much to Andi and Parker's surprise. Andi reluctantly agrees, but when Zynclop starts talking endlessly about himself again, she gets irritated and blurts out what's really going on. Zynclop is horrified and summons his guard to capture Andi and Parker before leaving to destroy the Earth. Zizzee sees this and dodges the guard as she runs to get Vygon. She brings Vygon to the memory wiping device, revealing that it's DNA activated. She uses Vygon's blood (having pricked him) to turn it on reverse, giving everyone their memory back. Vygon speaks to the guard, revealing what's going on, and tells them that they have to stop Zynclop from destroying Earth. Vygon, Andi, Parker, Zizzee, and the guard board spaceships and follow Zynclop.

They arrive on Earth to see Andi's school is already mostly destroyed. Vygon's team attacks Zynclop's team while Andi and Parker go to check on Andi's family, who are hiding in the bathroom. Andi reveals what's going on and tells her family to hide, but Ruby has slipped off again. She throws a cream pie at a Martian, who screams in agony and falls unconscious. Zizzee remembers that Zynclop outlawed cream pies years ago because they are poisonous to Martians, and asks how many pies Mr. and Mrs. Little have. They reply by opening a secret door, revealing a room full of them. Zizzee shudders as Andi grabs some. Zynclop grabs Vygon and tries to kill him when he hears his army screaming. Andi, Parker, the Little family, and everyone else from the school is throwing pies at the Martians. Andi threatens Zynclop with one, telling him that he can go free if he lets go of Vygon. Zynclop reluctantly agrees, but as Vygon and Andi embrace, he pulls out a knife and starts to stab Vygon. Andi quickly moves Vygon out of the way and hits Zynclop with the cream pie, causing him to fall down the hill they were standing on. The remainder of Zynclop's army is unsure what to do without Zynclop, and Vygon tells them what he told his army. Zynclop is taken to be imprisoned once they return to Mars, and Vygon asks Andi to return to Mars with him as his queen. Andi apologizes, but states that she would rather return to her upside-down life, because it turns out she missed it. Vygon understands, but states that he will visit her whenever he can and they share another kiss. Parker, however, decides that he will return to Mars with Zizzee, and says goodbye to Andi before boarding the spaceship with Zizzee. ...And then basically the credits roll.